tyrannosaurus-trainwreck:
brainsforbabyjesus:
headspace-hotel:
beyondthisdarkhouse:
findingfeather:
headspace-hotel:
idea: scene with two characters eagerly stripping each other clearly about to bone, but they keep getting interrupted by finding carefully concealed weapons in each other’s clothing, so they keep just unholstering, revealing and unstrapping increasingly ludicrous amounts of hidden guns and knives as the clothes come off, and it’s lowkey killing the mood a little
Alternatively: it’s not killing the mood at all but it’s totally making both of them giggle like they’re twelve and possibly get lowkey competitive in a subconscious way about who has the most to drop.
The more that I think of it the more I’m seeing the incredible intimacy of letting someone know where you keep your backup knife.
Like my god, the trust involved in letting someone undress you and learn your secrets instead of popping into the bathroom to change where they can’t see and hiding all your weapons under the sink
…Oh
second alternative: you go to hide all your weapons under the sink but there’s already a bunch of weapons hidden underneath the sink.
awkward
It’s not that there’s already a bunch of weapons hidden underneath the sink that makes it awkward so much as that there’s so many weapons hidden underneath the sink that they fall out of the cabinet with the unmistakable sound of a knife-alanche, and then the other person comes in like “I can explain!” and you’re just dead-ass standing there with your own armload of weapons like “I can also explain.”
(via c-qcat)
Can I just rant right quick?
Facebook’s community standards are wack.
They are biased against minority groups like BIPOC, LGBTQ+, and even women.
Prime example: my account is restricted for 3 days because, in a discussion about Facebook’s community standards, I used an example of how a WASP cisgender male threatened me with horrible violence in a comment, to which I reported the comment (as one does when threatened with a very descriptive brutal r*pe and m*rder, which was my situation), only to have that disgusting comment remain because it “did not violate standards”.
A few days pass, and now my account is restricted because of the EXAMPLE I used, which was nowhere near as horrific as what was originally directed towards me.
Apparently, my comment was flagged for “hate speech”.
How bizarre.
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